Song Apothecary

Tell me what ails you, and I will make you a musical poultice. Song Apothecary is one part silly side-hustle and one part personal rebellion.

It works like this:

You cross my palm with silver (i.e. pay me $10).

Then I listen to the aches of your little human heart and prescribe you a musical remedy.

These remedies usually come in the shape of song, but side-quests are also available.

Note, the patient intake form is accessed following purchase.